“You Are Not the Mother” Tee Witticker Labs Certified

A revelation. A plot twist. A statement nobody saw coming.

Whether you’re delivering drama, disrupting brunch, or just confusing people at Target — this shirt does the talking. Inspired by Thomas Witticker’s 2AM legal logic, this tee brings Maury Povich energy to your everyday life.

👕 Shirt Specs:

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Softstyle unisex fit
• DTG front print
• Pre-shrunk & machine washable
• Tear-away label
• Sizes S–3XL
• Approved for: courtrooms, cookouts, and casual betrayal

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester