Because outside is loud. This tee is your soft, sarcastic armor for a world that just doesn’t get it. Comfy fit, cozy vibes, and yes — mentally, you’re under a blanket with snacks and no notifications.
Full Description:
If you’ve ever ghosted a social event to stare at the ceiling and imagine you’re in a pillow fort, this shirt gets you. Featuring a minimal line-drawn fort and typography that screams “I need a nap,” it’s the softest form of rebellion you can wear.
Perfect for:
Introverts
Emotional support hoodie lovers
Overthinkers on rest mode
Care instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Do not disturb.
Product features - Without side seams for a smoother appearance and reduced fabric waste. - Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape for long-lasting wear. - Shoulder tape adds durability and stability to the garment. - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable feel. - Ethically produced with US-grown cotton, certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
